Jokes from http://www.hardyharhar.com
The Trouble Tree
The carpenter I hired to help me
restore an old farmhouse had just finished a rough first day on
the job. A flat tire made him lose an hour of work, his electric
saw quit and now his ancient pickup truck refused to start. While
I drove him home, he sat in stony silence. On arriving, he
invited me in to meet his family. As we walked toward the front
door, he paused briefly at a small tree, touching the tips of the
branches with both hands. When opening the door, he underwent an
amazing transformation. His tanned face was wreathed in smiles
and he hugged his two small children and gave his wife a kiss. Afterward he walked me to the
car. We passed the tree and my curiosity got the better of me. I
asked him about what I had seen him do earlier. "Oh, that's
my trouble tree," he replied. "I know I can't help
having troubles on the job, but one thing for sure, troubles
don't belong in the house with my wife and the children. So I
just hang them up on the tree every night when I come home. Then
in the morning I pick them up again. "Funny thing is," he
smiled, "when I come out in the morning to pick 'em up,
there ain't nearly as many as I remember hanging up the night
before."